gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

Keep singing Scarborough Fair over and over again. DAMM YOU SIMON AND GARFUNKEL.

tessaviolet:

totallyfubar:

sydney-rakestraw:

khaleesisaysfuckyou:

scarletqueen:

In which John Green is, as always, wonderful.

*prints this onto a hammer and uses it to smash the heads of anyone who complains about this ever*

I strive to be as a good a person as John Green is.

John Green, always reminding me of the growing up that I need to do…

this is lovely.

IS THE COFFEE PEOPLE TOO? HOW WOULD HE MAKE THE COFFEE PEOPLE. This show makes me question everything.

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

Casually doing research on different types of cocktails so once I actually turn 21 and can order drinks in a bar, I won’t look like an idiot. 

Anyone have any good drink suggestions?

nunaco:

jaceandwillyousexybeasts:

thatcrazywhoviangirl:

ihopesomethingeatsyuu:

sophienorthcott:

Charlie is the best thing about Twilight 

Charlie is the only good thing about Twilight

Charlie is the only logical one in Twilight

Charlie is the only thing I liked in Twilight

I liked Jacob to a point. Then I hit a wall with him and was like I AM DONE WITH YOU.

“You think you’re the first person to believe their war was justified?”

rozahathaways:

17 days of my favourite things:

day sixteen: favourite youtuber

Vlogbrothers [1/?] 

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot